- “My affection for you is like a frenzied raccoon in a trash can – unexpectedly intense, a bit scary, and incredibly hard to get rid of. Hope you're ready for this wild ride my love”
- “They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. If that's true, brace yourself for a pile of metaphorical lasagna because I'm ready to stuff your heart with so much love until it’s nearly bursting”
- “They say we only use 10% of our brains, but I'm pretty sure I use at least 90% just thinking about you every day. Call me the Einstein of Enchantment, working out the Relativity of Romance between you and me”
